Hullo. My name is Alex, and i have a pet fork name Pia. I live in a big spongey room with no pointy things that will make me bleed. My parent's come visit me every 30 day's and  cry when I start biting my toe. I came to this new home after I ate my uncle.

  FOR ONLY 20$ A MONTH, YOU CAN SPONSER AN INSANE CHILD FROM THE INSANE CHILDREN'S HOSPITAL (THE HAPPY HOSPITAL.) PLEASE HELP.

         FROM, ALEX AND THE INSANE CHILDRENS FUND